Football v.s. Gay pride

I remember feeling deceived when I learned his preferences were men, and isn't it also a hoax not to let the world know which of our superheros are straight or gay?

Football v.s. friendship

There's obviously a limit to my friendship and it seems that the limit is extra innings.

Football v.s. sex

Is bad sex better than bad football? Or is bad sex just as insulting to a woman as bad football is?

Association football

Football can be associated with opera! You can learn to appreciate football, but if it doesn't touch your soul, you can never really understand what it's all about. Just like opera!