Hedningsamfunnet… igjen!

De som føler seg krenket kan i det minste trøste seg med at vi ikke onanerer i full offentlighet eller tørker ræva med sider fra de hellige bøkene deres så noen ser det. I hvert fall ikke ennå...

50 år KADDABOM🥳

Jeg nyter livet og føler sympati med alle de som gjemmer seg på 50-årsdagen sin fordi de ikke vil minnes på at de blir eldre.

The pencil and the sword: vol II

I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR ADULT CLOWNERY!

A depressed dominatrix

Could it be that I'm now into something different than what I used to claim of sexual experience when I was younger?

The right size of a dildo

I pointed startled in my state of being slightly drunk at a pair of dildos he had picked out as the most popular and which I thought were ridiculously tiny for any one-eyed trouser snake to be, not to mention for a dildo.

Football v.s. Gay pride

I remember feeling deceived when I learned his preferences were men, and isn't it also a hoax not to let the world know which of our superheros are straight or gay?

Football v.s. friendship

There's obviously a limit to my friendship and it seems that the limit is extra innings.

Football v.s. sex

Is bad sex better than bad football? Or is bad sex just as insulting to a woman as bad football is?

Association football

Football can be associated with opera! You can learn to appreciate football, but if it doesn't touch your soul, you can never really understand what it's all about. Just like opera!

Violent psycho v.s. writer?

You need to get another obsession than me, like knitting or embroidery, or something useful that's not a danger to other peoples health, both the mental and the physical.